Det er alligevel utroligt at hver gang man tænker ok, nu kan de ikke blive mere inkompetente i OB, jamen så lykkedes det dem alligevel at finde nye måder at fremstå som idioter på...
Zlatans twitterprofil alene er grund nok til at oprette en twitterprofil. Manden er ved at overtage Chuck NorrisŽplads. Dette er blot en af ufattelig mange guldkorn.
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the veterinarian's. One of the dogs was looking glum, and the second dog turned to him and asked, ''What are you in for''?
''I'm in big trouble,'' he said. ''My owner has a really nice sports car with leather seats—he took me for a ride and I was so excited I peed on the seat, and now he's having me put to sleep.''
''I know how you feel,'' said the second dog. ''My owner has a beautiful expensive oriental rug.The other day they were late getting home from work and I just couldn't help myself...I shit all over their nice carpet and ruined it.They're having me put to sleep too.''
Both dogs turned to the third dog in the waiting room. ''So what are you in here for?'' they asked.
''Well,'' the third dog said, ''my owner likes to do her housework in the nude.The other day, she was vacuuming and she knelt down to vacuum under the sofa and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and had the ride of my life.''
The other dogs nodded in sympathy, ''So she's having you put to sleep, too, Huh?''
''No,'' said the other dog, ''I'm having my nails clipped.''
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Åh Syd-London er dejlig smuk
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