Oprindeligt indsendt af Troy
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M: What about you? Joined the force, huh?
T: Oh no, I'm not a peace officer. Yeah, this badge isn't a meaningful symbol. We don't enforce the law, we just execute company policy for homeowners.
M: Oh, right... you mind talking a little shop?
T: Sure.
M: When are you authorized to use deadly force?
T: Oh well, you know, taxes provide your basic services, you know, police and whatnot, but our customers, they need a little bit more than that, so we catch you on the property, we do what we have to do.
M: So, if I just look suspicious on your customers' property - under those, you know, "heightened circumstances" - you have the authority to shoot me?
T: Correct.
M: Wow, all right. How'd you get the gig?
T: Oh, well, they were hiring. And it was only a two-week course.
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D: He was trying to kill you, right?
M: Yes.
D: It wasn't the other way around?
M: No.
D: Is it something you've done?
M: It's something I do... professionally, for about five years now.
[He lifts the gun in his hand]
D: [gasps] You were joking! People joke all the time about the horrible things they do, they don't *do* them! It's absurd!
M: When I left, I joined the Army, and when I took the service exam, my psych profile fit a certain... "moral flexibility" would be the best way to describe it. I was loaned out to a CIA-sponsored program - it's called "mechanical operations" - and we sort of found each other.
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Oprindeligt indsendt af MaxHH Se indlægM: You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.Last edited by Polle; 27-09-2014, 19:31.
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